A Be-Kneeing in New York

February 9, 2010

Crisis of Confidence

My initial interview for surgery at HSS : First stop: XRay Technician: "We have instructions to XRay your left knee. Patient: "Sorry but it's my right knee that's the problem." XRay Technician " Well, we will have to call the Surgeon because it says right here that we are supposed to XRay the left knee." "Well, I say "Go right ahead but it's my right knee that's the problem."

20 minutes later: Issue resolved -- yes, it's the right knee. I go in for XRays -- what ever is the Fig Leaf Gonad dispenser for???